Tuesday 26 November 2013

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
2) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread
3) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
4) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
5) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
6) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
7) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
8) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
9) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, There is no toilet paper left !!"
10) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
11) Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
12) Make a cardboard car and wait in a car wash line, act like everything is normal.
13) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.