Saturday 14 December 2013



1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

10) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

11) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

12) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

13) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

15) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!

16) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

17) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

18) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!"